Effective point-of-care (POC) methods for detecting metabolic disorders, such as hyperammonemia, are crucial. Urinary ammonia is an underexplored but physiologically relevant biomarker for such conditions and can be conveniently monitored noninvasively. Conventional detection methods, while reliable, are time-consuming and costly. We propose a green, low-cost microfluidic distance-based thread analytical device (dTAD) that incorporates curcumin for urinary ammonia quantification. Through a simple immersion technique, curcumin was deposited on the surface of cellulose-based threads, resulting in a user-friendly device that correlates ammonia titers to a naked-eye colorimetric distance-based measurement. Curcumin undergoes a color change from yellow to red in the presence of ammonia and demonstrates strong selectivity with major interferants in urine. Moreover, this sensor exhibits a linear range of 20.0-80.0 mmol L-1 (R2 = 0.994) with a limit of detection (LOD) of 5.0 mmol L-1. The LOD was theoretically predicted using the mass balance volatilization of ammonia along the thread channel in conjunction with Darcy's law. The thread-based device offers significant advantages in terms of simplicity, affordability, versatility, and future scalability. With a total analysis time of 3.0 min, a cost of less than $0.20 per sensor, and a recovery range of 91%-102% in human control urine samples, the device meets the demands of REASSURED (Real-time connectivity, Ease of specimen collection, Affordable, Sensitive, Specific, User-friendly, Rapid and Robust, Equipment-free, and Deliverable) POC diagnostics for the developing world. To the best of our knowledge, this is the first application of a distance-based thread device that quantifies ammonia in biofluid samples.